I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
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she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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