He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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