everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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