god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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