I wish I could teleport
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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