someone owes me an orgasm
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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