i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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