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i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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