just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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