What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
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But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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