after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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