question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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