New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize
