brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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