i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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