Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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