that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
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