You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Congratulations! We have a period
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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