theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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