I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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