is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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