you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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