Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
