I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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