i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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