Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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