Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Randomize
