I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Randomize
