somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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