5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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