you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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