I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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