So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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