Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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