The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize