He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
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