hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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