I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
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You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I intend to get homeless drunk
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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