Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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