She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
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so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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