it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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