Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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