doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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