Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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