Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Princesses don't give blow jobs
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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