you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
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Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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