i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
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Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
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Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
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