I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I didn't notice because vodka
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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