dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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