quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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