Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
