I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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