Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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