found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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