Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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