I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
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Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
why is half of my head shaved?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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