Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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